The Unauthorized Randy “Duke” Cunningham Page

Don't resign! Even if you're indicted and convicted, stay the
course. Rant and gesture obscenely, pick a fistfight on the House
floor, mutter about raking the Capitol with 20mm cannon fire,
whatever. You've already done these things, so you're an old pro
at making a spectacle of yourself. But if you need further
inspiration, just play the tapes of James Traficant in action.

I want the WHOLE COUNTRY, not just your home district, to see just
what kind of person you are.

I would be most proud if my very own Congressman could become the
malignant tumor that finally brings down the whole stinking, corrupt
Republican war machine.

It would be the least you could do for the 1742 (and counting) US
soldiers killed, the many thousands who have been maimed for life, and
the uncounted hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilian casualties who
have all made you and your military contractor buddies filthy rich.