The Unauthorized Randy “Duke” Cunningham Page

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Hi Everyone!

Keep those (electronic) cards and letters coming! Here's a selection of e-mail I've received over the years on these pages. The email below covers 1996 to 1999. Click here for newer messages (1999 to 2008). You may or may not agree with me, but we can all keep on laughing. Send comments, if you wish, to me.

—Dan Anderson

• Recent fan mail (1999 - 2008)

Contents: Older fan mail (1996 - 1999)

• Who is Duke Cunningham? 22 April 1999
• The Cunningham page 7 April 1999
• The duck 19 March 1999
• A piece of U.S-Serb history 30 March 1999
• Loved it! 20 January 1999
• COLONEL TOON 30 December 1998
• this idiot represents me 23 December 1998
• duke does not receive e-mail 19 December 1998
• Randy Cunningham Page 19 December 1998
• Cunningham is a poor role mode 17 December 1998
• unauthorized cunningham page 15 December 1998
• right on 12 December 1998
• I like Randy 4 December 1998
• Impeach Slick 24 November 1998
• prescriptive medication 22 November 1998
• don't insult Duke Cunningham 8 November 1998
• Hello from Anaheim.....High skoo student... 29 October 1998
• RE: Randy Duke Cunningham-War Hero 22 October 1998
• you suk 30 September 1998
• Congratulations 17 September 1998
• Great Page! 14 September 1998
• Duke Cunningham is a Sailor 11 September 1998
• Head dude 3 August 1998
• Unauthorized pages 21 March 1998
• Holy s***! 17 March 1998
• very well done 24 September 1997
• funny at the expense of somebody else 22 September 1997
• Political B.S. 24 April 1997
• Consistency 28 February 1997
• R.C.'s son 29 January 1997
• Randy Cunningham's kid! 29 January 1997
• limp d*** liberals 8 December 1996
• Good move. 13 September 1996

Date: Thu, 22 Apr 1999 12:00:00 -0700
From: aCHATTERbox
Subject: Who is Duke Cunningham?

I'm watching this a**h*** "Rep. Duke Cunningham, R-California" on C-Span. What an a**h***? Who the h**l is he?

Is he a Congressman or a Senator? Whose district is he in? More importantly, how do I get a hold of him?

He is such a God D**n A**h***!!! He is sitting there in front of the cameras, parrotting exactly Serbian propoganda.

What a God D**n A***** he is?!!

Date: Wed, 7 Apr 1999 22:53:40 -0700
From: "Harry D. Fisher"
Subject: The Cunningham page

Dan Anderson,

Thanks for the great site! I detest and loathe the very ground that the hypocrite and liar Cunningham walks on. When his son was on trial for the 400 pounds of weed, Cunningham the Elder was weeping and blubbering to the court, imploring mercy for his son. "He's a good boy", said Cunningham, shedding tears.

But the "good boys" of other people Cunningham would ram into prison for the rest of their lives. He sheds no tears for them. Such a foul bastard, a lying, conniving, hypocritical turd. I wish the North Vietnamese anti-aircraft artillery had fried his *** so that he could have fertilized the rice paddies.

H. Fisher
Los Angeles

Date: Fri, 19 Mar 1999 19:46:34 EST
From: Louie Nordbye
Subject: The duck

I flew A-4 Skyhawks into North Vietnam from the carrier Oriskany a couple years before Cunningham appeared on the scene. Whatever his skills as a fighter pilot I am embarrassed by his displayed ignorance now. His support of the flag burning amendment is an insult. He brings dishonor on the memory of those pilots who failed to return home.

- Louie Nordbye (LT USNR)

Date: Tue, 30 Mar 1999 04:41:05 -0600
From: Dobrivoje Janicijevic
Subject: A piece of U.S-Serb history

Saw you speak in Pittsburgh about a year ago in front of the Serbian Unity Congress and on Larry King Live. Thought you might be interested in this :

(This wonderful piece of Serbia's history was provided by Bill Dorich)

Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1999 18:57:15 -0800
From: Richard Lawhead
Subject: Loved it!

Hi Dan Anderson,

I just fired off a strident FAX to Duncan Hunter and was about to do Randy "Duke" Cunningham as well when I came across your "unauthorized" pages. They're great! What was the most interesting (and frightening) was the page of Cunningham's quotes. Is he that stupid, or what?

I've always considered doing such a page directed at Roger Hedgecock and examining his checkered past. Wouldn't he be a fun target even if he's not an elected representative (anymore...)

Oh well, this was just a quick note to tell you that your pages tickled me. Keep up the good work!

Richard Lawhead

Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1998 12:21:34 -0800
From: "Lan Nguyen"
Subject: (no subject)

COLONEL TOON COULD HAVE KICKED YOUR A** IF HE HAD BEEN FLYING A MIG21 INSTEAD OF A MIG17

A PROUD VIETNAMESE

Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1998 00:20:37 EST
From: Caserini
Subject: Randy "Duke" Cunningham

I'm so glad I found your page. I can't believe this idiot represents me. I'm so embarrassed. I truly think Duke should adopt your page as his own since yours obviously speaks the truth. Down with Duke!

--Casey

Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1998 14:02:49 -0800
From: mary arana
Subject: duke

I find it curious that I found out--only from your website--our congressman does not receive e-mail. Not that he would heed any wise words from me. Oh well, thank you for the info.

Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1998 07:32:14 PST
From: "Michael Johnson"
Subject: Randy Cunningham Page

Dan Anderson,

I just looked over your page. It seem you have put some time into the creation of this site. I am curious about your service to this country. Have you ever served this nations military? Have you ever made a sacrifice for the freedom others have paid for with their lives? You, like other people, seem to think you have a God given right to be free. I am sorry to say your judgement and intellegence[sic] is clouded. As General McArthur put it "The only bastards fit to live in this country are the ones willing to die for it". Cunningham made the sacrific and returned the only naval ACE of Vietnam. What have you done?

M. Johnson
11th ARC Blackhorse
Vietnam 1967-1969

Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 17:17:05 EST
From: Newsgy40
Subject: Cunningham is a poor role model

If I were a military person engaging in a military action and I saw Cunningham and Gerald Solomon carrying on the way they did on C-Span, I would throw down my weapon and desert. Can't you politicians stop the anal and juvenile behaviour and show some unity. The Country is growing very sick of all of you! Mr. Snodgrass

Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1998 21:47:37 -0800
From: Mark & Lynn L.
Subject: unauthorized cunningham page

Dan Anderson, Great web site! My husband and I had a great laugh and we must get this guy out of office! He is a nightmare! We've registered our complaints and opinions on these "bipartism" impeachment hearings! LL

Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1998 14:25:59 EST
From: Wozfart
Subject: (no subject)

Your unauthorized web page for Randy Puke Cunning-man is right on. How in the world do guys like this get elected?

Date: Fri, 04 Dec 1998 14:40:23 -0500
From: Albert Pye, BioLogic Company
Subject: (no subject)

Thank you.

I like Randy much more since a moroonic[sic] jerk like you smeared him.

Are you a sleazy lawyer or beueacrat[sic] or academic parasite

Albert

Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1998 15:19:26 -0800
From: "Grif and Mary Hamilton"
Subject: Impeach Slick

Please pass this on to Representative Cunningham. Impeach Clinton, before he Impeaches the United States. The guy is an obvious CRIMINAL. Do I hate him? Hell no, I only hate something worth hating. I deplore him; I detest him and his queer staff, including Janet the dyke and Hillary the Dyke. Their apparent goal is to drag us (USA) to the pits of hell with no value system.
IMPEACH - IMPEACH - IMPEACH !
Sincerely,
Grif Hamilton, Major, USAF Retired

Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1998 10:24:18 -0800 (PST)
From: Dr. Thomas Stewart von Drashek M.D.
Subject: Honorable Rep. Cunningham

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Date: Sun, 08 Nov 1998 02:05:33 -0600
From: "Jim, Maggie, & Greg Roberts"
Subject: duke cunningham

I'm sure glad you use your precious 1st Amendment to this extent to insult Duke Cunningham. If you could, please keep something in mind; if it weren't for guys like Duke Cunningham, Alvin York, Rodger Young, and John Paul Jones, you'd have no 1st Amendment to hide behind. These guys put out on the line so you could express your ACLU propaganda, and they did it without a second thought. As for the Brady Bill, ect., let's run down the list of others who don't like citizens to have guns: Stalin, Hitler, and Mao. Also, fags are, at best, poor souls inflicted with a serious psycological[sic] disorder and should be treated as the rest of the criminally insane.

Sincerely,

The Future of America

Date: Thu, 29 Oct 1998 00:26:31 EST
From: Angela Lee
Subject: Hello from Anaheim.....High skoo student...

hello...
i'm ANgela Lee from Katella high school.... i was wondering if you can answer some of my questions or help me around the web page to find my answers... i'm assigned to gather information of someone from House of Rep. and i chose to do some essays on Duke Cunningham... write me back if you dont mind answering some questions... please... it's not gonna be critisizing him or anything like dat.... ^_^ juss questions like "how he acheive his current postion" "political and ideological characater of the district" and etc...

reply to this if you dont mind providing some answers for my questions...thanx ^_^
have a great day..

Sincerely Angela Lee
me?
not yet 17....
i'm a senior in High skoo...
taking Ap Government... which i'm working on my essay for... ^_^

Date: Thu, 22 Oct 1998 15:48:44 -0400
From: "Mark Westendorf"
Subject: RE: Randy Duke Cunningham-War Hero

Dear Dan Anderson, Maybe if you would spend a bit more time on research (You know what that is, go to the Library, you know that big brick building with all th books, oh, can you read?) you might find out that Mr. Cunningham is, indeed a Hero. As a Naval Aviator, he flew missions into North Viet Nam and engaged the Enemy on numerous occasions. Mr. Cunningham and his Radar Intercept Officer, Willie Driscoll where credited with shooting down at least FIVE North Vietnamese MIGs. one flown by the Vietnamese Ace, MAJ Tomb.

So, get you facts straight.

Mark H. Westendorf
Huntsville, AL

p.s., What did you do during the Vietnamese War, besides protest?

Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1998 18:55:43 EDT
From: Laydn69@aol.com
Subject: suk

My name is michael cunningham, I also am a viet vet, who is disabled from that f****d up war, where were you during the war. SUCK MY AN DUKESV D**K < YOU YELLOW BACK FAGGOT..COME to CAROLINA an see me punk...

Date: Thu, 17 Sep 1998 09:19:30 PDT
From: Franklin College Republicans
Subject: Congratulations

I am sure your left-wing ACLU loving attitude will get you real far in life. Your page was so funny. What a waste of web space. Why don't you turn all your hostile energy against Rep. Cunningham and focus it towards a political Candidate who is as liberal as you. Maybe you should think about moving to Massachuesetts[sic].

Sinerely[sic]
the FC [Franklin College of Indiana] Republicans

Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1998 21:58:55 EDT
From: Mike W S
Subject: Great Page!

Cunningham is a royal a**! I came on-line to send him a note telling him what an idiot he is. Too bad he doesn't have email. His actions are consistently inappropriate for a member of Congress. California, get rid of him already!

Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1998 10:50:37 -0700
From: Randy Hamilton
Subject: Duke's Page

Dan Anderson: What you fail to realize (I think) is that Duke Cunningham is a Sailor who happens to be an elected polititian.

By that I mean: he is not politically correct, as you may have noticed. He speaks his mind, unlike most pol's who say what they THINK the public wants to hear, Boxer, Feinstein to name two Ca examples. Just look at boxer's recent slamming of Slick Willie when the pols start slipping on here. He is a very patriotic individual who, when someone makes deprecating remarks to/at the military he reacts like a sailor. I find Duke very refreshing in an era of stuff shirt, P.C pols in Washington.

As for your site, I like it. But I have a dark sense of humor.

If you hadn't figured it out I am soon to be retired U.S.N. AND a conservative Republican which, I am sure colors my opinion. If I said it didn't you wouldn't believe me anyway.

Thank you Sir
Randy

Date: Mon, 3 Aug 1998 20:17:15 -0700
From: Rob Eakins
Subject: Head dude

Your picture of Randy Duke on TBN is with the head dude Paul Crouch not Thompson. This guy is the head of the whole tax free money making network. He makes even more tax free money than old Dwight.

I love your web page. I live in this jerk's district and vote against him everytime but they keep sending him back. I used to think Orange county was bad but at least they got rid of B1 Bob. We are still stuck with this loser.

Rob

Date: Sat, 21 Mar 1998 22:16:37 -0800
From: Lori Saldaña
Subject: Unauthorized pages

hi Dan Anderson-

Hope you're doing well. Dropped into your "Cunningham" page-- will you find time to update it for 1998 elections?

I've changed my "Bilbray" page and added some new info on his polluter campaign donations. Check it out when you have a chance: http://www.netconnection.com/lsaldana/bilbray.html

Take care-

Lori

________
Ed. Note: the above Brian Bilbray website has since moved to: http://www.netconnection.com/bilbray.html (the current version is a smaller and not as funny as the original 1990s version).

Date: Tue, 17 Mar 1998 10:47:06 -0800
From: Laura Lyons
Subject: Holy s***!

I am so very greatful you are American, please never come to Canada with those ridiculous ideas. I hate to see what could happen to a country so beautiful were it left in your hands. Perhaps people should use hemp instead of trees for paper, it costs less, and saves millions of trees. And the rumors about hemp making pot is bull. As a heavy pot smoker, I believe growing hemp for paper and such is an amazing idea, could you tell me why it isn't being used? Please write back . . .
thanx.

Date: Wed, 24 Sep 1997 05:14:13 GMT
From: John Kaess
Subject: Cunningham page

Dan Anderson,

I followed the link from your home page and found the unauthorized Randall Cunningham page. Its very well done, and the tongue in cheek humor is very effective. Its nice to occasionally come across something political, but with a sense of humor. All our politicians could use a little more, don't you think? Seems like to politicians everything is life or death. Good job.

Date: Mon, 22 Sep 1997 20:55:11 -0700
From: Scott H. Butler
Subject: your Cunningham page

well....it is a little bit funny, even if it is at the expense of somebody else.....ohhh, i almost forgot, only conservatives can be cruel and mean spirited, even if THEY are telling the truth. Keep up the great misleading propaganda! Cameron Butler

Date: Thu, 24 Apr 1997 01:24:38 -0400 (EDT)
From: Matinati
Subject: Political B.S.

I must admit that you have an interesting writing style. t also appears that you are quite willing to play loose and easy with the facts. The same tired liberal crap. Scream that your opponents are doing exactly what you are guilty of. You need to get a life.

Date: Fri, 28 Feb 1997 22:18:01 -0800
From: Mike Pastika
Subject: Consistency

I enjoyed your Randy Cunningham web page. I don't agree with you, but it is still funny. I was wondering, you nail him for voting for the CDA, which violates the Constitution (1st Amendment) and should be strongly opposed, yet you also seem to endorse the Brady Law which is an equal insult to the Constitution (2nd Amendment). Are we supposed to support the entire Bill of Rights, or just the ones which seem convenient at a particular time? If they take one freedom away, they can take the rest.

Date: Wed, 29 Jan 1997 02:54:45 -0800
From: Scott Kremer
Subject: R.C.'s son

How about some news about the younger Cunningham's drug bust?

Date: Wed, 29 Jan 1997 00:05:29 -0600
From: u58563
Subject: Randy Cunningham's kid!

Hey, look what I found... ;)

You've probably already seen it, but just in case, I've included it.

I've heard Cunningham called for the death penalty for drug dealers; is this true? Any other juicy drug statements he's made? . . . .

California congressman's son said arrested for drug trafficking The Associated Press LAWRENCE, Mass. (Jan 25, 1997 02:30 a.m. EST) -- The son of a California congressman has been arrested for drug trafficking after flying a plane loaded with more than 400 pounds of marijuana into a Massachusetts airport, according to a newspaper report. Todd R. Cunningham, 27, son of Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham of San Diego, was arrested Jan. 17 for marijuana trafficking and conspiracy to violate drug laws, The Eagle-Tribune reported Saturday. Two Massachusetts men were arrested on the same charges for allegedly trying to buy the marijuana. Todd Cunningham allegedly flew the plane into the airport in this city about 20 miles north of Boston. The three men pleaded innocent at an arraignment in Lawrence on Wednesday, the newspaper said. . . . .

Date: Sun, 08 Dec 1996 16:35:08 -0800
From: J. N. Bowden
Subject: can't limp d*** liberals get their facts straight before they start lying and calling people extremists?

Oh, I see... this is a hate Cunningham page. Get you facts straight before you twist them, okay? Cunningham was never captured and never claimed to have been captured during that nasty Asian war; he did shoot down three MiG-17s in one day, though.

Date: Fri, 13 Sep 1996 22:52:53 -0700
From: Stephen Kemp
Subject: Good move.

Congratulations on a good Internet/citizenship application. This is a breath of fresh air as I see it, and more of such pages might actually start to allow the citizenry to make a real impact on modern media-centric politics.

Needless to say, I agree with your viewpoint!

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