The Unauthorized Randy “Duke” Cunningham Page

I guess you think if you haven't smoked pot or cheated on your wife that you couldn't possibly be corrupt. That is NOT so.
CORRUPTION – DUKE'S DIRTY DWELLING DEALINGS: In November 2003, a defense contractor named Mitchell Wade bought the house of Rep. Randy 'Duke' Cunningham (R-CA), a member of the influential defense appropriations subcommittee. Wade ended up taking a $700,000 loss on the purchase – but all was not lost. Wade's firm, which "had been suffering through a flat period in winning Pentagon contracts," suddenly went on a tear, "reeling in tens of millions of dollars in defense and intelligence-related contracts" from Cunningham's defense appropriations subcommittee. Conflict of interest? Sure looks like it. But Cunningham says otherwise: "My whole life I've lived aboveboard," the congressman told the San Diego Union-Tribune. "I've never even smoked a marijuana cigarette. I don't cheat."

If it walks like a duck, and squaks like a duck it is probably a duck. You pulled a fast one, didn't you?