The Unauthorized Randy “Duke” Cunningham Page

Of course Dandy was holed up in his own personal "hole in the Wall;" and, the grinning idiot, Tom De-lay's dyed hair and goofy grin were missing from getting face time at the State of the Union message. Last, year, both of them got tons of face time . . . This year they got caught up with for "flying too close to the sun."

Along that same line.......

My favorite part is when all the politicians applaud the president. See, this is the only time of year their hands aren't in anyone's pocket." —Jay Leno


"President Bush gave his State of the Union address. ... Did you notice, a lot of Republican congressmen were not applauding President Bush. It's hard when you're wearing handcuffs." —Jay Leno

LOL . . . too funny!